Men Are Impposible To Please.

If he calls you and your phone is off, he think you're cheating.
Then he send a sms he is saying '' don't tell me the battery story cause I know that line''.

If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast.
If you don't, he says you are PROUD,
If you DRESS NICELY, he says you are trying to LURE other men.
If you DON'T,he says you are RURAL.
If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN, too manly.
If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAIN, a walkover.
If you are SMARTER than him, you're a SHOW-OFF.
If he is SMARTER than you, he is GREAT.
If you don't LOVE him, he tries to PROCESS you.
If you LOVE him, he takes you FOR GRANTED.
If you don't MAKE LOVE to him, he say you DON'T LOVE him.
If you DO, he says you are CHEAP!
If you tell him your PROBLEMS, he says you are TROUBLE.
If you DON'T, he says you don't TRUST him.
If you SCOLD at him, you are treating him like a CHILD.
If he SCOLDS you, it's because he CARES you.
If you BREAK your promise, you cannot be TRUSTED.
If he BREAKS his, he is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.
If you do WELL in your career, it's LUCK.
If he does WELL, it's definitely BRAINS.
If you HURT him, you are CRUEL.
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE.

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